C:\DUK\homepage_FINAL_final3_ACTUALLY_FINAL.html

WHAT THE DUK?

it's just a DUK.

$DUK โ€” STOP OVERDUKING IT.

DUK, a chunky pixel duck standing in a field POKE HIM
DUKS GIVEN: 0 HOLY DUK he's just standing there LOOK AT THIS DUK โ†˜ ZERO THOUGHTS. MAXIMUM DUK.
duk.exe โ€” what the duk am i watching

AUTOCORRECT
GAVE UP.

2007 โ€“ 2023
RIP

BUY $DUK DUK THOSE SHITTERS.
BUY THIS. WHO THE DUK IS THIS?
CA (Solana): dropping soon. stay duking.
duk_stats.exe โ€” live, no thesis
MARKET CAP
โ€”
24H
โ€”
DUKERS 24H
โ€”
why_is_everything_so_duking_complicated.txt

WHAT THE DUK HAPPENED TO MEMECOINS?

For 16 years your iPhone wouldn't let you swear. You typed it. It said DUCK.

In 2023 Apple "fixed" autocorrect. The duck left. It came back missing a letter.

We used to see a stupid picture, laugh, and send it to our friends.

Somewhere between the vamps, the PVP, and the endless yapping, we forgot the DUKING MEMES.

Tiny brain. Massive belly. Absolutely nothing going on behind those eyes.

It's just a DUK.

LOCK THE
DUK IN.

DUK on a padlock: LOCK THE DUK IN

Another ticker. Another thesis. Another dev explaining why this time is different.

Duk that. You saw the duk. You get the joke.

Lock the DUK in.

DUK IT.
WE GAMBLE.

DUK at a casino: DUK IT WE GAMBLE

Open chart. Overthink everything. Close chart. Open it again.

Somewhere in the middle of all that research, you found a picture of this idiot.

Holy DUK.

duk_generator.exe โ€” do not press (press it)

HOLY DUK.

presses: 0

OH DUK, ITโ€™S HIM

WHO THE DUK
IS AT THE DOOR?

DUK on a doorbell camera at the front door

You muted the timeline.
You closed the charts.

DUK would like
to have a word.

DUK IT. WE BALL.

DUK with a basketball: DUK IT WE BALL

Less arguing over copies. More stupid pictures.

Make a DUK.
Send a DUK.

Letโ€™s make the trenches fun again.

MAKE A DUK NOW โ†“
MAKE_A_DUK.exe โ€” less arguing, more stupid pictures
DRAG THE DUK. PINCH / SLIDER TO RESIZE.
1. WHERE IS THE DUK
2. WHAT IS THE DUK SAYING
3. DUK SETTINGS
POST ON ๐•

DUK, still here

YOU HAVE REACHED
THE END OF THE DUKING INTERNET.

there's still a DUK here.

LOCK THE DUK IN.

BUY $DUK
CA (Solana): dropping soon. stay duking.